According to Biblical notions, a being undergoing transfiguration converts to a higher or exalted state. Codswallop, in my opinion, especially when the being in question is your mister. You know each and every one of his habits; you've even needed to have the toilet seat discussion (and failed) despite it being such a damn cliche. What you're not prepared for, perhaps, is a more degenerated version of his earlier self, one that no longer needs to prove himself, impress or do anything in particular. Read the following, and tell me if I'm wrong (or tell me I'm right and add a few of your own!):
1. He no longer brings you roses, or any other form of vegetation.
2. He belches and farts without apology.
3. He thinks it is too dangerous to hold hands, or anything else, while driving.
4. He thinks it is too dangerous to let you drive his car. (He offered to let you on your 2nd date, when you didn't even have a licence.)
5. His priority list is parents, new car, you (thank god he doesn't have a dog)
6. All his other toys, especially especially his smartass phone, take precedence over the time he spends with them.
7. He hates going out, or doing activities, on Sundays. But can spend the entire day on his PlayStation.
8. He's immune to your misery; tears make him especially irritated and annoyed.
9. He used to drive 6kms just to make you feel better; now he drives 6kms in the other direction to get away from your whining.
10. The only compliment he gives you - you've become so heavy - is not even a compliment.
11. You need to be sick, really sick, better still - hospitalized, to get him to take time off for you.
12. He thinks pampering is a cuss word.
13. He used to hate dropping you home at the end of the day; now he wishes you stay there longer.
14. He would rather have his own blanket than snuggle/struggle with you in one.
15. Your "honeymoon period" ended 5 months before the wedding.
Wait, that's a few above 11. I would have to change the title lest I be accused of not knowing how to count. I could go on though, but I really need the back rub tonight.
1. He no longer brings you roses, or any other form of vegetation.
2. He belches and farts without apology.
3. He thinks it is too dangerous to hold hands, or anything else, while driving.
4. He thinks it is too dangerous to let you drive his car. (He offered to let you on your 2nd date, when you didn't even have a licence.)
5. His priority list is parents, new car, you (thank god he doesn't have a dog)
6. All his other toys, especially especially his smartass phone, take precedence over the time he spends with them.
7. He hates going out, or doing activities, on Sundays. But can spend the entire day on his PlayStation.
8. He's immune to your misery; tears make him especially irritated and annoyed.
9. He used to drive 6kms just to make you feel better; now he drives 6kms in the other direction to get away from your whining.
10. The only compliment he gives you - you've become so heavy - is not even a compliment.
11. You need to be sick, really sick, better still - hospitalized, to get him to take time off for you.
12. He thinks pampering is a cuss word.
13. He used to hate dropping you home at the end of the day; now he wishes you stay there longer.
14. He would rather have his own blanket than snuggle/struggle with you in one.
15. Your "honeymoon period" ended 5 months before the wedding.
Wait, that's a few above 11. I would have to change the title lest I be accused of not knowing how to count. I could go on though, but I really need the back rub tonight.
This is so true.
ReplyDeleteOh. Yes.
ReplyDelete(And I'll be waiting for the next 11. I mean, 15 points.)
woof woof !! ill gift him a dog so that you can revisit point no. 5 ;)
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